2010 Prophecies

Andrea  
Ashley     after high school Ashley went of to OSU to begin her forensic anthropologist or C.S.I chick carrer.  after a year things where going very good the the "young" Ashley, until the college discovered she was only 4 years old due to a leap year birthday and you have to be at least 16 to attend so she was kicked out. so Ashley not knowing what to do set off for PSU to stay with her friend ginger, while on the way she stopped to stay in a hotel ran by former class mate Theron.  Theron remembering all the times Ashley yelled at him during high school decided to not let her stay so once again Ashley kept moving on. she was walking down the freeway and she tried to hitch hike, finally after people pulling up and driving off at the last second someone finally stopped.  Ashley jumped in and she looked at the driver and the driver looked at her and said "hey baby" it was J.J Gabby once again bad luck for Ashley.  after about an hour down the road and after J.J proposed to Ashley four times they finally arrived.  Ashley went to gingers dorm and turns out ginger and Brandon eloped to new York.  now with nowhere to go she decided to go back to Arlington where she lived for the rest of her days and she attended bingo every Thursday until she was 87
Braden

After high school Braden went back to Canby to meet up with some of his old high school chums to create a dance crew called the hanky panky. They got a spot in one of lady gaga music video called “am I a man? Or woman?” the hanky panky did excellent in the video. After the video was done Braden met lady gaga and will get married. 2 months later they will be divorced because of the fact she really was a man. They’ll remain friends and the hanky panky crew will later do a video for riahanna. They’ll dance in her new video called “please stop hitting me Chris” where they will do a phenomenal job at dancing in the video. After the shoot Braden will go on a date with Rihanna. 3 years later they will be married and have 13 children. Exactly one month later they will get a divorce because Riahanna found out the hard way that Braden doesn’t like his neck being touched just as Chris brown. Braden got custody of all 13 children and now lives in a trailer with his dance crew and kids. Riahanna came out with a new hit single called “ouch he did it again”

Brandon

After high school Brandon Millet will go into the air force as he had planned.  A couple years after enlisting, he will get caught stealing firearms for the zombie apocalypse.  He will then be banned from all armed forces for the remainder of his life.
            Soon after Brandon is kicked out of the air force; he will start his career in the NBA where he will play for one solid month.  In that month, he broke all of the records, every single one.  When his team plays the Dallas Mavericks he will attack Dirk Nowitzki because he thought Dirk was a zombie.  The commissioner understood why Brandon would think that Dirk was a Zombie, he looked just like one, but even though Brandon was the best player ever to step foot on a basketball court, he had to kick him out, it was a very sad day for the commissioner, he even cried.   After the NBA Brandon will enter an international call of duty league where for the rest of his life, and just as in the NBA, he will never be beat.

Casey

After high school Casey and Dustin drop the idea of building muddin’ pickups at wyotech and go to a designer school to design dresses for little girls. After being in the business for several years they decide to quit the business after losing a majority of their customers due to their attempts to put lift kits and turbos in their dresses.
          After months of being unemployed Casey gets a brilliant idea on how to make money… a lemonade stand at the park.  After only earning $3.23, a rubber band, and some pocket lint they decide that a lemonade stand wasn’t the way to go.  A few days later Casey takes all the lemonade stand profit for himself, Dustin, believing that he at least earned the rubber band and the pocket lint, try’s to confront Casey about it, but before he can Casey leaves with all the profit. Casey then takes all his lemonade earnings and puts it into gas for his bronco so he can make it down to the Les Schwab to buy new tires for muddin’.  Once Casey got there he realized he had no money to buy the tires so u put in an application.  Getting the job, Casey quickly moved up the ranks due to his schooling and became manager of the Les Schwab in little over two months.

Donny

          Donny knew what he wanted to be from the beginning. He wanted to be Donny strong. The only way he was able to do that was to join the army. Donny knew he was tough enough to go to the army after taking crow bars to the head he knew he was ready. He was stationed in Japan which is were the war was at in this time. Donny always wondered if the army never really liked him because of that. 2 days after he was stationed there they bombed Japan fully knowing that Donny was there and had all the intentions to kill him.
         However…..there’s no other strong like Donny strong. The man survived, he came back to America with one leg and one arm. So the stubby man gimped his way in the general’s office and the only thing he could say is never give up never surrender I am Donny strong!!!!!! He gimped his way out. 1 year later he’s in Montana with his wife he met there and has a beautiful farm with all the cows and sheep’s he wants. Donny was a happy man and kept his faith in his strength.

Eddie

Within four years of graduating high school, Ed will somehow become a professional hunter where he will be late to his first day of work because he was too busy mouse stomping.  This is before he gets fired for poaching what he believes to be Sasquatch.  Over the next few years he becomes the host for Survivor Man, teaching everyone how to prepare for and fight Chupacabras.  He turns out to be very successful in this career and will spend all of his earnings on guns and ammunition stocked up in a cave at the John Day River when he gets to be obsessed with conspiracies and the beginning of World War 3.   This is where he will spend the rest of his days riding his 50cc four wheeler up and down the creek and still stopping by my house to eat all my food. Wildly.

Ginger

Ginger Evans graduated Arlington High School with good grades, but not quite as good as her sister’s grades.  She got into Portland State University and attended for one semester before she decided that college wasn’t for her, Ginger would much rather work at a gas station so she can meet new people every day.  One of her favorite things about working at The Shell is that she could watch sports on the TV during her breaks.  Ginger loved watching the NBA because her high school sweet heart, Brandon Millet played for the New York Knicks and she secretly wished that he would come find her, whisk her off her feet and marry her.  One day while she was at work, Ginger saw someone she thought she knew, a tall blonde guy, with a gigantic head on his shoulders and that cocky walk.  When he turned around Ginger knew it was Brandon, he greeted her like he has been missing her for years.  They picked up right where they left off and were married within the next year.  The wedding was absolutely gorgeous thanks to Ginger’s lovely little sister that planned the whole thing joyfully.  Ginger quit her job and moved to New York with her hubby.  They had two kids and lived happily ever after.

Jermey  
Theron  
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