Senior Prophecies

Jake Covey	Jake Covey went to Chemeketa Community College to become a firefighter. he earned his Fire Science Degree in record time. Shortly after graduating from Fire School, Jake was on a house fire call and de was the fireman who rescued the lady of the house, which turned out to be Christina Aguilera. Jake immediately dumped Jessica and married Christina. Then, Jake and Christina moved to Hollywood and bought a 3.2 million dollar mansion. They are filling up their mansion with many sets of twins. So far they have five sets of twin girls named Janice, Jamie, Justina, Janet, Jillian, Juliet, Jewell, Josephine, and June. He says he won't give up until he has a boy.
Michelle Rucker	Michelle Rucker quit college and became a professional barrel racer. But her barrel racing career did not last long, because of he attack upon the rodeo clown who criticized her horse's swish and sway. Just kidding, she really became an event coordinator at the Portland Rose Garden.
Shawn Barry	Shawn Barry graduated from Oregon State university with his Electronic Engineering degree, after being caught with millions of dollars worth of pirated music from the internet. He was arrested and thrown in the state penitentiary. When he got out of prison, he was forced to sell his beloved riding mower to pay for the charges. Shawn has moved back in Arlington and is working at the Shell Station...again.
Morgan Mitchell	Morgan Mitchell attended Pacific university to become a Physical Therapist. After she graduated and received her degree, she moved to New York to follow in Richard Simmons footsteps. She began her own line of exercise DVDs. She became a billionaire for her series of "Abs of Steel" videos. Shortly after being released, it doubled in revenue. She is now retired, living in a mansion outside of New York with her fifth husband and her nineteen cats.
Joe Covey	Joe Covey went to Chemeketa Community College and graduated with his Fire Management degree. Soon after graduating, the Portland Fire Department contacted Joe to become their head fire chief. During Joe's first hour as fire chief, he was caught daydreaming about his red Durmax diesel with an Alyson transmission. When he woke up, he was fired. Like a rock hit his head, he realized his fantasy was unobtainable. Joe ended up moving back to Arlington and moving in with his parents. He currently is working for Rod Taylor and became the head goat herder on the farm.
Cori Mikkalo	Cori Mikkalo graduated from the Coast Guard Academy and was attempting a risky ocean rescue when she was swept away in the swells and ended up stranded on an island with whom she was trying to rescue...a young goat named Wilson. After two weeks on the island, the two were discovered by a passing boat, which belonged to a young goat herder. The two fell in love, and now live on a farm in Czechoslovakia. There they raise and breed new species of goats, and also run a small petting zoo for children.
Josh Timmerman (didn't attend)	After getting his degree in mechanics from Portland State University, Josh Timmerman went on to continue his studies in a different direction. He went to the police academy to become a police officer. Ironically, he became the Gilliam County Sheriff and spend his days handing out M.I.P.'s and eating doughnuts.
Keisha Schultz	Keisha Schultz attended Walla Walla Community College. Soon after graduation, she married Michael Covey. They moved to the Midwest near the main John Deere Factory. When John Deere heard that she was available, John Deere offered her a position to design their new line of tractors. She designed them to appeal to the feminine society. They were all hot pink with a lime green John Deere emblem.
Fran Perez	Fran Perez graduated from Arlington High School as the Pickleball Champion and decided to stay in the states instead of going home. He was accepted into the American Professional Pickelball Association, and married Samantha Evans. Fran and his new wife still live in Arlington, where he now works for ODOT repairing roads.
Timo Hackemann	Timo Hackemann stayed in the United States after graduating from Arlington High School. He became employed at Ferrari, and he was one of their top car designers. Two years later, after a freak accident containing battery acid and a rather destructive explosion that caused him to permanently loose his hair and go bald, he decided to change his career. Leaving Ferrari's work force, he aspired to become the next Dirk Nowitzki, a famous basketball player. After seeing Timo's strength and agility, the Blazer's knew he was too good to pass up. They recruited him to the team...as their water boy.
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